First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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