how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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