The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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