No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
bring money and cleavage
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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