I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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