sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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