its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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