You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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