i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yo dont text me then not text me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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