After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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