We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
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So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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