are you still at the devil's house?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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