just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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