i just google imaged poop.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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