just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Still dying that you shit outside
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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