I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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