I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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