I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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