problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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