She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
His hands were made for my vagina.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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