i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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