my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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