the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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