it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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