Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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