Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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