my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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