Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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