After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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