he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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