so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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