I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
this just has baby written all over it
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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