Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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