Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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