i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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