farters have to be the big spoon...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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