I'm really into asian looking animals
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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