Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just want nice things and good sex
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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