How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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