I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
