The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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