That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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