like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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