no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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