There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I need moral support for this bender
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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