I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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