road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize