Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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