We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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