yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
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go home
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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