idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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