Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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