im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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