I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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