you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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