***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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