Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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