What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
